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you accidentally bought a one-way ticket to the void! click on edward to get back home :-)

a black granite grave marker with two angels on either side in the top corners. between them is the text 'here lies edward spatula boingo. born: ??. died: who fuckin' cares.' below that is a quote from abraham lincoln that reads 'don't believe everything you read on the internet'

a png of a human skeleton, facing left with its right hand raised in a shrug motion. it's wearing a trucker hat that reads 'women fear me. fish fear me. men turn their eyes away from me as i walk. no beast dare make a sound in my presence. i am alone on this barren earth.'